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The line, Am faca duine Uilleam aig an dannsa a-raoir appears in the Runrig song, Clash of the Ash, What does this mean?

a) Willie can’t dance

b) Did anyone see Willie at the dance last night

c) It’s OK, Willie’s on the bus

Answer: b) Did anyone see Willie at the dance last night

You’re at the shinty and someone shouts, Siuthadaibh An Srath. What does this mean?

a) Hey ref, you definitely need glasses

b) You’re blocking my view, sit on your backside

c) Come on the Strath

Answer: c) Come on the Strath

Schools Out

Day 2 of the summer holidays and Donald says, 'Chan eil càil ann a nì mi!' He is:

a) missing school!

b) bored already!

C) tired!

Freagairt: b) bored already

The car's packed! The kids are in, the cases, food & drink, the map and the all important travel games - London here you come! You reach Aviemore and Peigi Ann shouts from the back seat, 'A bheil sinn ann fhathast?' She asks:

a) Can we stop the car I need a wee wee?

b) Are we nearly there yet?

c) Can I sit in the front?

Freagairt: b) Are we nearly there yet?

The house has been frantic all day and you finally get the chance to sit down with a cuppa when you hear a scream from the back garden. You run out and as you reachthe back door, Màiri rushes to say, 'Mamaidh, bhuail i mi!' She says:

a) Mum I've skint my knee!

b) Mum she hit me!

c) Mum the paddling pool is freezing!

Freagairt: b) Mum she hit me!

The Wire (Iris Runrig)

You arrive at the venue to see Runrig. Before the gig starts, you ask a member of staff 'càite a bheil am bàr?' What do you ask? a) Where are the toilets b) Where can I buy my Mum a t-shirt c) Where is the bar

FREAGAIRT c) Where is the bar

Bruce comes on stage and announces that the next song will be 'Blidhna na Dìle' What are they about to sing? a) The Year of the Flood b) This Day c) The Ocean Road

FREAGAIRT a) The Year of the Flood

Runrig are mid-song and Rory shouts 'togaibh ur làmhan!' What does he say to the crowd? a) Put your hands up in the air b) Sing louder c) Whose pants are these

FREAGAIRT a) Put your hands up in the air

An Sun Albannach

You’re a runner on the set of a new drama and the Director asks you am faigh an cleasaiche son an ath phìos?

Do you: a) bring him a coffee b) fetch the actors from make-up c) take a break

FREAGAIRT b) fetch the actors from make-up

The camera man is setting up a shot and asks am biodh tu deònach seasamh a-staigh fo na solais dha?

Does he want you to: a) sit in the shot so he can check out the lighting b) get out of the way c) hold an extra light above his head?

FREAGAIRT a) sit in the shot so he can check out the lighting

The programme is aired on television and your Mum calls to tell you gu bheil i air d’ ainm fhaicinn aig deireadh a’ phrògraim!

Does she say: a) How proud she is of you b) she has seen your name in the credits c) she didn’t see you in it?

FREAGAIRT b)she has seen your name in the credits

Scotcampus

In the Slam Tent at T in the Park you ask the DJ to cuir suas e. Does he a) pump up the volume b) give you his phone number. C) play a request for your Auntie Susan.

Freagairt a) pump up the volume

You wake up beside a stranger in a strange tent and ask Dè th’ ann airson bracaist? They a) give you a bacon butty b) give you a strange look c) don’t know where they are either.

Freagairt a) give you a bacon butty

You bump into the lead singer of your favourite band who is toilichte coinneachadh riut. Is he a) wearing nothing but a gold lame cod piece b) dead friendly c) quite spotty close up.

Freagairt b) dead friendly

As the ferry steams out of Oban harbour you realise you haven’t got do phileachan airson cur na mara. You’ve forgotten

a) your camera b) your sea sickness pills c) to get on it

Freagairt ceart: b) your sea sickness pills

At 35,000 feet the air hostess says a bheil sibh ag iarraidh rudeigin ri òl?. She has invited you to

a) have a drink b) fasten your seat belt c) join the mile high club

Freagairt ceart: a) have a drink

On the beach you spot a gorgeous guy and whip off your speuclairean grèine. You’ve just removed your

a) bikini top b) sunglasses c) nothing, you’re a bloke

Freagairt ceart: b) sunglasses

Fashion

Tolladh - Piercing

Sàilean Àrda - High heels

Dinichean Teann - Skinny jeans

Staidhle Ùr - New hairdo

Drathais Iallach - Thong

Paparazzi

Taigh Mòr - Villa

Rionnag Pop - Star

Leabaidh-ghrèine - Sunbed

Deochan - Refreshments

Amar-snàmh - Pool

Football

An sluagh - Crowd

Neach-gleidhidh - Goalkeeper

Spot Peanais - Penalty Spot

Cluicheadair - Player

An Lìon - Net

Airport

A' Ghrian - Sun

Port-adhair - Airport

Staidhre - Stairs

Plèana - Aircarft

Raon-laighe - Runway

Ferry

Ròpa - Rope

Faoileag - Seagull

Acair - Anchor

Bàta - Boat

A' Mhuir - Sea